24 Iulie 2009 
1. Nu sint in apele mele- traducerea: I am not in my waters
Gogu a nimerit din greseala in Harlem desi avea o harta clara in mina. S-a asezat in cur si a inceput sa ofteze de unul singur. Unui negru de culoare :-) ii veni ideea sa-l praduiasca si mai ales sa-i ia tricoul tricolor pe care scria mare “Romania the land of choice”. Se apropie de el in pasi de rapper scuturindu-si miinile in fata, de sus in jos si din parti. …Yo..yo…yo…
- Are you from Romania mazafaka’?
Gogu se uita trist la el si-i zise:
- Leave me alone friend, I am not in my waters.
- You are not in what romanian shit? In your waters? Do you piss often cock sucker? And who told you I’m your friend?
- You stupid afro-american ( invatase ca nu e bine sa le zici negrule) go away and live me alone. Why hard to understand that me not in my waters? Look, a plane in the sky !!!! …..Intunecatul se uita repede in sus si Gicu ii trase un puternic sut in coaie ca la mama acasa.
- Mazafaka you, cioroi imputit. You want to beat me ha? You are bad ha? Ptu….si o lua la fuga inainte sa vina alti…rapperi.
2. Nu-mi vad capul de treaba- Don’t see my head because of job
Studenta romanca in Anglia nu prea s-a mai intilnit cu prietenii ei. Fusese foarte ocupata. Intr-o zi se intilni pe strada cu John Baluba colegul ei din Congo.
- Hey, Marilena, what’s up girl? You simply…vanished for an entire week.
- Eh..ce stii you…oh pardon, what do you know? I didn’t see my head because of job. Baluba a inteles blowjob si s-a gindit ca nici o girl nu-si vede capul cind e ocupata cu flautul.
- I ..see….zise zimbind…I thought maybe one day we can have a fuck of coffee together..hmm..hmmm…a cup of coffee I ment…
- No, no, nu…not in the near future. I will not see my head because of job…..
Se gindi Baluba….Bitch..they wait in line or what? :-)
sursa: balauru.wordpress.com
Gogu a nimerit din greseala in Harlem desi avea o harta clara in mina. S-a asezat in cur si a inceput sa ofteze de unul singur. Unui negru de culoare :-) ii veni ideea sa-l praduiasca si mai ales sa-i ia tricoul tricolor pe care scria mare “Romania the land of choice”. Se apropie de el in pasi de rapper scuturindu-si miinile in fata, de sus in jos si din parti. …Yo..yo…yo…
- Are you from Romania mazafaka’?
Gogu se uita trist la el si-i zise:
- Leave me alone friend, I am not in my waters.
- You are not in what romanian shit? In your waters? Do you piss often cock sucker? And who told you I’m your friend?
- You stupid afro-american ( invatase ca nu e bine sa le zici negrule) go away and live me alone. Why hard to understand that me not in my waters? Look, a plane in the sky !!!! …..Intunecatul se uita repede in sus si Gicu ii trase un puternic sut in coaie ca la mama acasa.
- Mazafaka you, cioroi imputit. You want to beat me ha? You are bad ha? Ptu….si o lua la fuga inainte sa vina alti…rapperi.
2. Nu-mi vad capul de treaba- Don’t see my head because of job
Studenta romanca in Anglia nu prea s-a mai intilnit cu prietenii ei. Fusese foarte ocupata. Intr-o zi se intilni pe strada cu John Baluba colegul ei din Congo.
- Hey, Marilena, what’s up girl? You simply…vanished for an entire week.
- Eh..ce stii you…oh pardon, what do you know? I didn’t see my head because of job. Baluba a inteles blowjob si s-a gindit ca nici o girl nu-si vede capul cind e ocupata cu flautul.
- I ..see….zise zimbind…I thought maybe one day we can have a fuck of coffee together..hmm..hmmm…a cup of coffee I ment…
- No, no, nu…not in the near future. I will not see my head because of job…..
Se gindi Baluba….Bitch..they wait in line or what? :-)
sursa: balauru.wordpress.com
